Anti-love songs for Valentine's Day

Even happy-go-lucky "Weird Al Yankovic" seems to know the heartache of being dumped: "I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches, shove an icepick under a toenail or two. I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you," goes his song "One More Minute." Carl Studna
