Top 10 Worst Holiday Albums

6. "A Twistmas Story With Twitty Bird and Their Little Friends," Conway Twitty. No country for old jokes. His last name sounds like "Tweety," and there's a song called "Christmas Is for the Birds" -- get it? Cheesy backup singers abound, and numbers such as "Happy the Christmas Clown" give us one more reason to fear pasty-faced circus jesters. The album cover alone makes us cringe.