Top 10 Worst Holiday Albums

7. "Merry Christmas," Mariah Carey. Really Mariah, you shouldn't have. And we thought Carey's Christmas gift to the world involved passing out popsicles on MTV. Maybe Mariah should set the bar higher -- and team with Celine Dion and Whitney Houston to produce the Blandest, Most Melodramatic Pop Christmas Disc Ever. We're shivering at the thought.